Craig

Craig, (also known as craigory)- a person with the biggest, most ginormous penis ever

Man Craig has such a big dick, I wish I was him.

by rat prostitute February 5, 2023

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a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.

"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."

by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

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Craigs are jocks and classic ladies men, and could never be mistaken for a nerd. Craigs love cryptocurrency and positive reinforcement from friends and family. Hanging out with a Craig is always comfortable and never awkward. Usually very tall with dark hair and tanned skin.

Craig, did you sign that proposal yet?

by equties November 23, 2021

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Craiged

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.

I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.

Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!

by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020

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Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
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Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

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