brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

by redring January 23, 2014

Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.

Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.

by Himmockey April 24, 2019

burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."

by The Omelet King February 6, 2008

omlete in a hole

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.

Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018

Omelettize

to turn an object into something resembling the consistency of an omelette.

Man, this is baby making music!
Yeah, but that bass would omelettize a baby before it could form.

by Solly Jim July 9, 2009