A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
Get the offense on purposemug. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
Get the Offensive Reboundmug. a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 12, 2008
Get the triangle offensemug. The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
by Kopernikus November 7, 2010
Get the Offense spendingmug. A phrase used between two autistic people to describe when one of them, does something that it blatantly autistic. Can also be referred to as a "Kermit." Things that can be described as a "Kermitable Offense" are dislike of bright lights, flashing lights, sudden loud noises, dislike of textures of food, a dislike of sensations like being wet, slimy, or itchy, or an obsessive knowledge of one very oddly specific topic (ie trains, robots, monsters, anime, etc.)
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Person 1: "Hey did you know that there is no exact canonical description of what the map of the Island of Sodor looks like? And that it's different in many continuities?"
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."
by Lucky Once August 21, 2022
Get the Kermitable Offensemug. The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
Get the Offense-Defensemug. by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017
Get the soft and offensivemug.