tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

cunts me off

the biggest form of being mugged off

e.g when someone doesn’t indicate at a roundabout

“he pure cunts me off”

by blundhoep November 29, 2018

frick me off

Like, to be used interchangeably with "pisses me off". But like, more emphasis. Like, something can piss you off, or it can FRICK you off. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you know it's serious.

"This game is starting to get really hard..."
"I know, it's really starting to frick me off."

by Dr. Yamaka November 20, 2017

Heem Me Off

It is the act of requesting and or receiving sexual favors.

It is the equivalent to asking for someone to "Get me out the way"

"Are you trying to Heem Me Off?"

by Heemery BOB December 16, 2012

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

snap me off

The request for someone to send pornographic images of themselves through the app Snap Chat with intention that one will jerk off to the images until one reaches climax.

I begged Carlie, "Come on baby, Snap me off. I'm almost there"

by Todd McClever B.F.E. March 12, 2015