Obesicle

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

obese anorexic

One who is exceptionally thin, but eats as if there is no tomorrow.

"Joseph and Scott are such obese anorexics-greedy bastards."

by Corfits December 12, 2006

Obesist

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

Internally Obese

When someone eats and eats without getting fat.
Usually thinks about food, and eats when depressed, but no one can ever notice.

"Yo dude...I'm worried. This is the forth time this week that my pantry is empty because of you!!....go see a doctor cuz you is Internally Obese son."

by Ruben Matthew Escobar January 11, 2009

obese

An adjective describing a condition inflicted on a large majority of the population to make the average person seem thinner and more attractive

Man that girl standing next to that 400 pound obese dude is hot!

by universal_eskimo September 2, 2005

Obese

Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.

Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.

by immortal gila monster of doom August 14, 2008

obeselete

Obeselete is a term for people who have become useless because they are fat. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. This could be because they are too fat to move, or because they are too fat to do their given profession, etc.

"Britney Spears was never good at singing but, some say she had something of a body. Now she is obeselete."

"That obeselete is so fat he cant fit out of his house."

by Mindwitness February 2, 2008