Nuttittie

Nuttittie is a sandwich spread made from a variety of nuts and breast milk.

Have you tried the new Nuttittie spread? It’s better than Nutella and peanut butter combined!

by Llessur Vil October 28, 2023

NutSitter

When you go to sit on a chair but sit on your right testicle.

When I sat down on my bedroom chair to go live, I became a nutsitter.

by JacobFearsMeInLove October 31, 2023

nutrit

To provide with nutrition.

Trash will nutrit a raccoon quite nicely.

by ___alphabet___ January 22, 2025

Nutritional Thermodynamics

The study of food and diet through the principles of energy transfer, transformation, and metabolic efficiency. It goes beyond calories in/calories out to examine the thermic effect of different macronutrients (protein costs more to digest), the entropy of digestive processes, and how dietary composition influences metabolic rate and heat production. It's the science of eating as a thermodynamic engineering problem for the body.

Example: "Her nutritional thermodynamics approach was ruthless: 'That pastry is a high-entropy, fat-dense system with low thermic yield. It'll deposit energy with minimal metabolic work. This chicken and broccoli is a structured, high-protein load that'll raise my metabolic furnace temperature just breaking it down.' She was fun at bakeries."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Nutritionising

The act of temporarily eating clean and healthy in the days leading up to an anticipated bender, in a misguided attempt to offset incoming alcohol, junk food, and poor life choices.

Example 1:
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”

Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”

by Jared__Stewart December 30, 2025

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

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twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 3, 2023

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025