Nutsnack

A snack involving a male's nuts and something fruity.

"As he dipped his balls in strawberry yogurt, he smacked her in the face with them and said, 'Here bitch, have a nutsnack!'"

by Tukie February 17, 2009

nutsackular

n. Portmanteau of "spectacular" and "nutsack" denoting something to be awesome--usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. Used only between males.

Annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00!
Annoyee: Yep. You're fucking nutsackular at this game. Words can't begin to describe the skill it took for you to kill me with a rocket launcher whose splash damage covers half the level.

by sum lanj? January 19, 2009

stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.

Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

by Ghan & Lisa December 27, 2008

nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

by Katie February 18, 2003

nautical nutsack

A seaworthy nutsack.

A nutsack of nautical proportions

Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one hell of a nautical nutsack

by billy togadero January 11, 2009

The Nutshack

A Filipino-American adult animated sitcom. Better than Futurama, Rick and Morty, and Family Gay.
It's about Jack, a big dude in San Francisco who meets with Phil, his cousin. They have an uncle named Richard "Tito" Dick.

It's! The! Nutshack! It's The Nutshack.

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) April 15, 2020

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015