optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006

nutrag

The alternative for hoe, the lowest form of hoe, usually used when the hoe in question believes that being called a hoe is a compliment.
females who are only good for sexual pleasure, usually head

Girl: I'm a hoe, i know, thank you
Guy: Ok, nutrag, you're just a nutrag, i only deal with you when i need a quick nut

He only deals with that nutrag when he and his girl are fighting

by geezeswife December 14, 2013

nutball

term of endearment for a girl who cannot refrain from crackin jokes in any setting. the humor best displays itself in awkward situations, and generally makes for memorable first impressions. Of course, this un-bridled humor leaves her second guessing herself at times because she would never want to offend, but this feeling never lasts more than a few minutes. She's too sweet to mean any harm, so it rarely backfires as pissing someone off.

Hey, have you met that girl Stephanie?

Yeah, she's a nutball!

by smpete5 February 10, 2010

Nutcracker

an excellent ballet by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The music is set to the story by E.T.A. Hoffmann. The ballet was composed in 1892, as his Op. 71. The Nutcracker is his shortest ballet, much shorter compared to Swan Lake. The ballet contains two acts and is most famous for Scene 12, the Divertissement, which contained most of the pieces in the Nutcracker Suite which became more popular than the ballet itself.

The Nutcracker is probably the best ballet ever written and is performed annually by many communities.

by Exhoc April 10, 2006

pearl nutcracker

When the female oral sexes her partner and punches him on the nuts at the point of climax causing his semen to fly in all directions.

John: "omg i'm about to cum"
Jane: "bring it home to me baby"
**John brings, then Jane punches**
John:"AAAAAARRGGHH what was that!?!?!"
Jane:" the pearl nutcracker"

by Skoldzer April 6, 2009

nutgraph

A type of paragraph, used in journalism, that summarizes the background and significance of an event. It generally comes after the lead but before any details, and it explains the context of the event/article to the reader.

Without this nutgraph, I would never have understood the rest of this article. Hell, I wouldn't have bothered to keep reading!

by DailyPrincetonian October 7, 2006