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Nurse Kevin

A person who lives and acts like a nurse in his daily life. Most likely to be acquiescent. Most likely defined for guys, for girl nurses are proper in society, while male nurses seem to be more conspicuous in the medical community.
Patient: "NURSE KEVIN!!!!!! GET ME SOME COOKIES!!!"
Nurse Kevin: "aww fuuuuuu!!!!"
Patient: "NURSE!!!!!! IM HUNGRY!!!!!!!:
Nurse Kevin: "akejhflwaiuehfaiuwfe"

Observer:"Why are you eating so delicately, dude? ur such a nurse."
Nurse Kevin: "....."
Observer: "NURSE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!"
Nurse Kevin: "fuuuuuuuuuu"
by phallwin August 31, 2011
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nurse practitioner

a little understood profession by the public an advanced nurse praticioner or ANP is an individual who has completed graduate school for nursing and does very much the same job as a doctor but makes more and is payed by whatever company they work for instead of by the pateint from insurance companies. they can determine diagnosis and write perscriptions to treat pateints. in certain specalties they report to a doctor once a week so they can check the paper work.
hi, im a nurse practitioner, whats the problem
patient : when am i going to see the doctor
ANP: you wont ill be treating you
pateint: so your a doctor
ANP: no im a nurse pratitioner
pateint: so why am i not seeing a doctor
ANP: becouse i can give you the same treatment as a doctor, now what are you here for?
by ANPnurse January 4, 2010
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nurse practitioner

A professional who worked through school as a registered nurse, spent exponentially more time with patients than an ivy league prepped medical doctor fresh out of residency, coordinates care better than experienced physicians, knows what happens after a referral is sent, works directly with insurance companies, practices holistic care, still cares about the patients they see, and at a fraction of the cost of a burnt out physician. Like, by a lot. Want less expensive healthcare? go nurse practitioner.
America: "Man, these costs are astronomical!" Shouldn't it be less expensive to provide primary, specialty, non-surgical, preventive care to a larger population?"

Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."

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Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"

Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"
by Private Practicality February 26, 2020
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Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011
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Nurse nap

The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.
Mom just got home from work so make sure not to disturb her nurse nap.
by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014
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Nurse Butt Fluffer

A nurse who prepares someone for a colonoscopy like a fluffer get guy on a porn set.
My sister Kim is a Nurse Butt Fluffer nurse because she gets them ready for anal like they do on porn sets.
by Piggyweewee February 18, 2021
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nurse monke

Nurse monke is Rehab she's a good monke who is a nurse. Therefore, this is basically another way to call somone who is a monke and a nurse.
Patient: Nurse Monke is a good nurse

Rehab: Thank you monke
by UPSFROMEUPHORIA March 11, 2021
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