Nursing School

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

nursing a semi

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool

by Trudub August 29, 2006

baby nurse

Term used to describe a recent graduate from a nursing program during their first year of work.

Go easy on her/him they're still a baby nurse.

by D'mor July 2, 2021

School nurses

Gives you crackers to "help" with a stomach ache. Doesn't care if there are boys around, will ask u if you are on ur period, Overall shit.

school nurses =lazy bitch

by Luh Tia March 15, 2020

Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.

"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".

by Refreshments and Narcotics July 6, 2022

The Black Nurse

DATY immediately after a previous creampie

Pimp: what took you so long hoe?
Hoe: sorry that trick wanted "the black nurse"

by N8Stylo May 17, 2021

nursing home

a place where people go to die

Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!

by HeRR! January 4, 2004