Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 10, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce

by Salsalmone June 16, 2020

Nonce

A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.

"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"

by NonceHater911 August 03, 2019

Nonce

A bloody paedofile

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by Bolivia your next door neighbo April 04, 2020

Nonce

A middle aged Indian man who slides into girls’ DM’s and want to date them

Errrr, a nonce keeps messaging me🤢

by Zofiaaa October 08, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 04, 2019