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Nottingham

Something that is in close relation to the best, and in comparison, poor. This is because of the obviousness that nottingham is located next to the best, Derby.
Yeh he's great, just got his exam results back, all A's! Shame about my Nottingham though
by a peadophilic panda November 23, 2010
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Nifting

We just nifted the word nifting!
by heraldofi April 10, 2009
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Nottingham

A city in Northern Derbyshire, in England. It's a shithole, filled with cunts and whores. What happens if you cross Derby with 1940's Nagasaki.
Fred: Hey! You want to go to Nottingham later?
Jewish Person: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a fucking moron? Hitler had better fucking ideas then that!
by Paedophilic And Lovin' It April 29, 2011
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Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.
by Sexydimma September 6, 2012
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nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door
Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker
by PsudoSid July 16, 2016
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nottinghillistic

Portmanteau of Notting Hill and nihilism. The belief that nothing outside a gentrified area such as Notting Hill has a real existence.
Caramel shop's clothes are nauseatingly aspirational and nottinghillistic.
by theg17 June 30, 2017
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Nohting

It means that someone is really gay and doesn't breathe air
You are nohting.
Have you heard of him? People say he is a huge nohting.
by Kuroteshima December 22, 2018
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