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uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.
Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.
mugGet the uber newbmug.

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"
p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.
by flushing June 12, 2007
mugGet the silly newbmug.

newb

A person who is not very good at the game they are playing. Often get Pwned by Kyle, well not often, they always do.
G: Dooooode u just pwned that newb.
by Kdizzy January 13, 2008
mugGet the newbmug.

Newb

pronounced: ne-ew-buh
a derogatory word that means one who has the skill of a noob while having done a relatively large amount of something. incredibly stubborn, this degenerate sub-race of the human species thrives off of skilled others. they primarily troll in and around forums and online video-games
Starcraft tower deffence player 1: everyone should build their deffences like mine
SC TD player 2:that doesnt work newb, the enemies will just attack your photon cannons
SC TD P1(after match): you should have lissened to me, if you payyed attention, i didnt let any enemies through
by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009
mugGet the Newbmug.

Punin Newbs

Punishing new comers on any gaming system ex:xbox live,play station.I was up all night punin newbs
by Balcos Boys November 20, 2009
mugGet the Punin Newbsmug.

Newb-Heist

Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist

Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.

-In other words, the l337 and legit
Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...

Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...
by CaMmB December 15, 2008
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Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).
John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.
by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013
mugGet the Newbing Offmug.

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