Needle Punch

Needle Punch is a reference to Vaginal or anal sexual intercourse. To Needle Punch, a male (giver) vigorously and repetitiously withdraws the full length of their shaft and the penile glans with each stroke and punches and thrusts the cock back into the orifice of their male or female lover (receiver). Needle Punch requires an extremely rigid, turgid and non-floppy cock and an extremely wet and gaping recipient. Needle Punching is very popular for its ability to sustain feelings of repeated plundering and violation during anal sex. Also known to induce squirting when performed vaginally.

Dana loved to be violated anally by her boyfriend. She loved nothing more than to have her rectum pillaged all night and for Carl to Needle Punch her brown button over and over. The feeling of being rectally violated turned her on immensely.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Needles, ca

Hot. Miserable. The devil's vacation spot until it got too hot for him. Your balls will sweat to your ankles. Do not touch the rocks. They will ban you for life. On second thought, touch all of the rocks.

Needles, Ca. is so hot that your momma's rocks are melting.

by Hotterthanhell August 14, 2017

Nerdlore

Movies, novels, stories, etc. based upon nerdy topics such as sci fi or fantasy.

Wesley: Lord of the Rings is cheesy and geeky

Austin: I like it man, I'm a huge fan of nerdlore

by crackfuzz June 22, 2011

Needless Markup

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.

I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.

by KChristieH October 10, 2007

Nerdfest

A gathering of humans with above average IQs who enjoy activities associated with nerds. At these gatherings there is talk, dance, food, song, games, video and other forms of entertainment. There is minimal to no alcohol/drugs, with the only 'highs' coming from laughter and caffeine. Participants are nerdfesters, nerdfestivites, or some other such name.

Person1: We had a nerdfest down in my basement from five to eleven.
Person 2: Wow, I wish I had been there.

Person 1: Are you going to the nerdfest tonight?
Person 2: I have work so I will be there late.

by Nibs95 November 29, 2010

Nerdette

A female nerd. Usually has glasses and braces. Nerds usually have nerdgasms when a nerdette walks into the room. Their glasses will fog up and they'll get really nervous.

1. I'm going to ask that nerdette if she wants to go to the Star Wars convention with me.
2. The popular girls broke that nerdette's glasses.

by Snerd September 18, 2005

nerdfest

any event or gathering of nerds during which the enjoyment of a nerdy subject is experienced.

the lord of the rings philosophy lecture at my college was a nerdfest: it attracted nerds and the subject matter was extremely nerdy.

by veryhappychica January 4, 2005