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Nedra

Pronounced with a long e sounds like Needra. A deeply sensitive and gentle soul who takes a great interest in spiritual matters.
To be as lovely as Nedra
by Sissygirl February 3, 2010
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neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006
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Nedas

Wow, he's such a Nedas. He's so much better than Lukas
by Totally not Nedas October 16, 2019
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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)
B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
by D.D.R April 26, 2012
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Nederland

It's what we, the Dutch, call our country, The Netherlands.

Nederland is also known as Holland, but Holland is just a province. The capital of Nederland is Amsterdam.

For more info --> See The Netherlands.
Dutch: "Ik woon in Nederland."
English: "I live in The Netherlands."
by Jafje May 20, 2007
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Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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Pert' Near

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!
by Badturns July 13, 2010
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