Nap

to sleep for a random, yet large number of hours, while at the same time, unknowingly, misleading her friends into believing she's been dead, has disappeared or is secretly taking a poop, when in reality she is just bundled up, all cozy under her heating blanket and warm comforter, smiling and snorring her little head off

My friend took a very long nap and had me scared to the point of realeasing toxic waste in my pants

by ahhyessspink3l3phants! May 05, 2011

naps

NaPpy dUgoUt. Ugly, slutty. BASically a hippie dirt squirrel.

Damn bRothA That biTch is NaPs!!

by JoeMaMa987293 October 26, 2007

Nap

A session of sleep that is a complete waste of life. Naps are usually taken by those without jobs or stable social lives.

She thinks its cute to take naps and tell everyone, when in fact people see her as a waste of space.

by Thesimol August 25, 2008

NAP

Naughty Adult Pleasure, time out for time together with your lover.

An acronym for a nap

by Aazza February 12, 2017

NAP

NAP is a word which is a misspelling of 'NAO', a commonly used version of the word 'now'. Used to say hi, bye, or if you are basically speechless.

Person 1 : How do you like the pic I sent you?
Person 2 : ...
Person 1 : Well?
Person 2 : NAP D:
Person 1 : D:

by drodZILiA May 22, 2009

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

sex nap

Period of rest following rigorous sex which occurred during the daytime hours.

After my girlfriend mounted me and rode me like a stallion, we slipped into a sex nap.

by TheMood March 23, 2017