nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

napster

called music sharing by college kids who dont think they should have to pay for anything. aka stealing

ya napster is stealing you douche bags

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

napsterbate

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

by steevsith December 9, 2008

napsterbaitorz

those fucking annoying people who always try to have cybersex with you!

kevin: i disagree, god could exist in a way that we could never comprehend.
lisa: interesting point, the question of god has been....
napsterbaitorz: hey lisa, wanna see my cock?
kevin: fuck of loser!
lisa: *sigh no!

by kawlyn dc January 6, 2008

Nasterity

The amount of nasty something contains.

I don't go on Omegel. I try to avoid the Nasterity level as much as possible.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.

by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012

nafster

The gangsta who cannot get enough loving from his girl.

He is such a Nafster that he still wants it more.

by Kalanigga April 19, 2017

Nagster syndrome

A syndrome that makes you bullying people without being aware of it.

By shouting NKAI poggers gives you a temporary resistance against this.

Person1: Hi can you help me?
Person2: No f*** off.
Person1: why are you so mean..
Person2: Oh no.. nagster syndrome
Person2: NKAI poggers

by Naster123 May 25, 2018