Myrtle

A thiccums person who is generally tall and hot.

Myrtle is sooo thiccums.

by Cocopebblesrfun September 30, 2018

Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!

Myrtle was moaning in the toilet

by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021

Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm

Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question

by doofer368 September 26, 2022

Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 3, 2017