Moulding

Lego haircut

That geeza has moulding haircut, looks like a Lego man

by Craigdavidfanboy55 February 21, 2022

Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy

Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.

by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022

mouldy mellons

When a man ejaculates on a females breasts and hardens and turns green!!!

Ah man that was dope last night when Hayden pulled out his mouldy mellons

by Dickslayer53 July 26, 2022

MOULD

Man Of Utterly Low Desirability.

"Do you reckon Steve will pull tonight?"
"Steve? Pull? No chance, he's such a proper MOULD-y geezer"

by Mouldless December 5, 2022

mouldy fart

Someone who has never seen the TV show Breaking Bad.

Person 1: Im going to shave my head.

Person 2: Whatever you say Walter White.

Person 1: Who the fuck is Walter White?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you mouldy fart.

by Actual Ltd. May 19, 2024

Mouldy Clam

Someone with a very stinky and infected pussy

Damn Maddie you have a mouldy clam!

by Tereomouldyclam January 10, 2026

Mouldy Clam

Someone who has a very stinky, infected pussy

Damn Maddie, you have a mouldy clam!

by Tereomouldyclam January 10, 2026