Muppet

Someone who is a fucking retard and a thick fuck ...
The word muppet is trademarked by Kieran.C
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muppeteer

a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets
the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer
by spong May 02, 2003
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Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.
Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.
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Muppet

Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.
some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet
by stevie steez October 25, 2003
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Muppet

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
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Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.
Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!
by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003
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muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.
Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.
by Stompbox May 04, 2004
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