Tuscan Mudslide

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.

"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."

by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

California Mudslide

When you are in a 69 with a chick and she let's go and shits on your face.

I was in a 69 with my girl last night and the bitch pulled a California Mudslide on me.

by AssAttack March 28, 2015

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.

My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.

by Ryan & Ben January 28, 2007

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021

Acapulco Mudslide

Where you’re double teaming a lady friend with another guy, one guy at each end (commonly known as a spit roast, or pig on a spit) you stick your thumb up your own ass (DTT - drop the thumb). You go for a high five with the other guy, missing the offered hand on purpose, and stick your thumb in his mouth.

What happened last night?

Benny and I met up with this crazy chick, went to back to her room. While we were spit-roasting her, I hammered Benny with an Acapulco Mudslide.

No way?!

Way. Dude nearly vomited on the back of her head.

by Sharts At Will February 3, 2012

Suburban Mudslide

When you poop on a girls chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Person 1: Dude, I totally had the runs last night, so i had to pull a Suburban Mudslide on my bitch.

Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.

by JTECTNB April 7, 2010

Mentos mudslide

The act of inserting a full package of mentos to the inside of an asshole during anal sex and - subsequently - adding your jizz and a glass of diet coke to the mix.

Drinking the ensuing mudslide is optional.

Jerry gave Melanie the best mentos mudslide ever; she gaped like a pro and the ass-geyser was at least 7in high!

by diabolicphallus December 19, 2007