Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

by Bigelow October 16, 2003

Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005

mud flap

a racial slur for a really dark african american

that mud flap stole my bike!

by m c w November 1, 2006

Mud Flap

Where a fat guy doesnt have a stomach hanging in front of him like a beer belly or a keg its a big piece of skin hanging down to his waist or his knee's. Like the flaps on the back of the truck

You anda friend see a guy who streaches and lifts his shirt and all you see is skin not even shaped hanging down.

Your Friends says "Ew he doesnt even have a keg"
You say "No joke it looks like a Mud Flap hanging down like the back of a truck.

by Michaelann Dach December 22, 2008

mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.

Pass me one of those "mud flaps" karen.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 29, 2010