The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

Mozzarella stick

Uncircumcised penis

“I heard he got a little mozzarella stick

by urbanasthetic November 21, 2017

The Burnt Mozzarella

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.

Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.

by Strikegold January 20, 2022

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025