Mozzarella puppy

The name of a baby harp seal

This mozzarella puppy is so cute

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Mozzarella Stick

Mozzarella Stick
Verb

The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun

A tube of dick cheese created by docking

Yo Thomas wanna come over and make a mozzarella stick

by Thunderblunder April 24, 2025

Mozzarella Cookie

A cute and beautiful Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom. She is a girlboss and slays

Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie
Person 2: Omg same I love her sm let’s be friends

by 589534 February 28, 2024

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.

I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!

by garfield god 4 February 28, 2022