Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022

The Burnt Mozzarella

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.

Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.

by Strikegold January 20, 2022

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

Idahoan Mozzarella Stick

The act of putting bread crumbs on your penis, then proceeding to impregnate a woman while she’s on her period.

“This girl I met last night let me do the Idahoan Mozzarella Stick.”

by Yeetus boi13 July 11, 2025

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021