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molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.
Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."
by sandspit December 26, 2009
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Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021
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Mostestestest

1. The maximum amount a person can be loved.
2. A greater amount than mostestest.
Stas - "I love you the mostestest"
Lizzy - "Well I love you the mostestestest"
Stas - "I surrender. There is nothing else I can say that will trump that."
by Themostcorrectpersonever June 2, 2016
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the mostestest

1. The greatest amount you could love someone.

2. How much Ellie loves Tomas. (I win.)
by elldawg millionaire December 4, 2020
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style molester

When someone is so all over a style they're practically molesting it.
Dude, you're such a style molester with those 80's MC Hammer pants.
by eevers March 22, 2009
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eye molester

He doesn't eye rape you, no instead he gives you that creepy stare that screams "I will be fondling you and myself later or I will be folding myself later while thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it... actually i'm doing right now in my mind..."
That dude in the corner over there is such an eye molester, I feel like I need to go shower. #eww
by ohyouthinkthatspunny November 5, 2014
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XML Molester

An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automatically generated and automatically managed by Visual Studio.NET. XML Molesters compulsively memorize the tag structure of SOAP messages, and practice writing XML data sets (XSD files) by hand using notepad. They often enjoy embarrassing seasoned pros over their apparent lack of XML knowledge and skill.

XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.
Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.
by Bochambo Lochacopota April 11, 2006
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