one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.
guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....
by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010
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by ohijustburnedyou February 18, 2009
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A rare disease! It's when a person has a mix between mono and Gonorea! Don't get it! ABSTINANCE is the key! :)
Girl goes to doctor.
Doctor says: ma'am it seems like you have mono... and gonorea... you have MONOREA!!!!! Sucks to suck!
Girl says: Yes, it does suck to suck...
THE END
Doctor says: ma'am it seems like you have mono... and gonorea... you have MONOREA!!!!! Sucks to suck!
Girl says: Yes, it does suck to suck...
THE END
by THE ONE TRUE SPIDERMAN November 8, 2012
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by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003
Get the Monorail mug.The term monorailing is based on the struggle to establish a Washington State monorail, which had a very, very, very long history of the same. Many years of agreement that it needed to happen, but many, many, many years of discussion before it could happen.
by Julesong November 4, 2009
Get the monorailing mug.Something that everyone seems to want, nobody agrees on how to do, and after many, many fruitless efforts simply cannot get done.
Damnit, I keep trying to get a water dispenser for the meeting areas at work... it must have been monorailed at the President's office, huh?
by Julesong November 4, 2009
Get the monorailed mug.An adjective used to describe how you feel when you have mono. Really means dead tired and ready for bed. Used sarcastically
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