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mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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Mongolian

1. Technically, a Mongolian is a citizen of Mongolia, whether be of Mongol, Russian, Turkic, Chinese or any other ethnicity. Not to be confused with a Mongol. A Mongol is a person who is of Mongol descent. A Mongol can also be a person who's ancestor was a part of the Mongol Empire. Roughly about 85% of Mongolians (i.e citizens of Mongolia) are Mongols. While most Mongols are Mongolians, not all Mongolians are Mongols. It is very common that these two terms are often used interchangeably by most people in the west and even by the Mongolians themselves. But nobody seems to notice and gives a crap about it.

2. A language spoken by ethnic Mongols in Mongolia, northern China, southern Russia and some parts of Turkic world. It is the main language of Mongolic language family which, along with Turkic and Tungusic languages, belongs to a much broader Altaic language family that is spoken throughout Eurasia.

3. And anything (items, places etc) from Mongolia, I couldn't be bothered to write down, since it's too obvious.
1. "I am a Mongolian, because I hold a Mongolian passport and officially a citizen of Mongolia."

"I can call myself a Mongol, but I'm a Pakistani; my ancestors served in the Mongol empire and later in the Mughal empire."

2. "I speak Mongolian with Khalkha dialect that is the official language of Mongolia."

"The Chakhar dialect that is commonly spoken in rural areas of Inner Mongolia sounds nothing like Khalkha dialect to the foreigners."

3. "Ulaanbaatar is the Mongolian capital city."

"Chinggis Khaan is more than just a Mongolian national hero to Mongolians, he's viewed more as a father of all Mongols and Mongolians altogether."

"That's a Mongolian souvenir; bought it in Mongolia."
by Yaqub November 9, 2007
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Mondo styled

The act of have sex with a girl doggie style and then putting your finger in her ass to see her reaction
Armondo mondo styled a his girlfriend one night and she loved it.
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Bad Mongo

Original coined by the band Turbonegro. The term Bad Mongo refers to an individual of lower intelligence and prowess than the average human being. Common sense and reasoning eludes such an individual who considers an iron cross his lucky charm. You can recognize a Bad Mongo by his wild eyes, dribbling tongue and a 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm. Also considered a "genetic nightmare" in streets which are not safe anymore.
"Bad mongo, he's gonna kill you in the face"
"It's the Bad Mongo man"
"Bad Mongo got a very big knife"
by neonskeletonsoftheapocalypse December 17, 2011
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minnow brow

Thin drawn on fake eyebrows,usually of a different colour to natural hair colour and look nothing like real eyebrows.
That woman looks strange,oh she's got minnow brows,thats why!
by greenben101 January 30, 2010
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dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break
Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.
by Corrado2A March 7, 2010
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mongolian christmas elf

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
by Willboydog November 29, 2016
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