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A race lives on Asian continent who totally kicks ass. Mongols AKA Mongolians invaded half of the world back in 1200s.
Yo, those Mongols are not Chinese, they totally kick ass
by jimaagii September 1, 2010
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Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010
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Mongo Stomp

To stomp mosh as hard as you can possibly mosh

usually done by stomping the feet as hard as possible and swinging your arms outward almost like a hardcore 2-step and move back and forth through the pit

also a song by The Mongoloids
Jim: did you see that guy?
Steve:Yeah he mongo stomped his way through those ass clowns
by Mongomakouskie November 30, 2010
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mongologanger

A Mongologanger is The word mongoloid crossed with the word doppelganger. Making mongologanger. Its the retarded versions of people. Its your look alike if you were deformed and or retarded.
Hey that girl looks just like your ex heather! Yeah she does except the uglier version of her. Yeah its her monologanger.

People say I look like brad pitt. Yeah more like his mongologanger!
by TruePoweR22 June 28, 2014
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Mongolian Mudslide

Careful preparation is crucial to successful execution of the Mongolian Mudslide:
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.

When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.

With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
by Moit lives January 28, 2017
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mongoosal

Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events
The game was mongoosal!
by Mongoose.helen November 29, 2017
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Mongo Deuce

1. (Noun) An absolutely massive shit.
2. (Verb) The act of taking a mongo deuce.
1. Yo Chad, I can feel a mongo deuce coming. It’s tearing up my insides.
2. I just mongo deuced in that bathroom. You shouldn’t go in there for a while.
by Hatman6659 January 3, 2019
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