Money

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003

Money

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

by daileyd22 July 23, 2011

Money

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

by Benjabibble January 7, 2009

Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

by zacon November 29, 2003

money

The shit you buy your crack with.

My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.

by BigJake93 January 30, 2017

money

the only reason your girlfriend is with you

the money in your bank statement is probably zero

by virginslayer6969 May 11, 2021

Money

The essance of life.

Trump~

Money is the essance of life

by Idiot57201 March 25, 2017