mommed

A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.

Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.

by Festacstafest December 9, 2008

Mom

The woman that carried you in her stomach for 9 months and most often raised you

My mom and dad divorced but she still takes care of me

by Slytherclaw October 13, 2018

Mom

The most amazing person in the word. She is always there for you on your darkest days and there for the best. She cheers you up and can make you cry but is the best human being in the world.

Bailey: I am just upset because my day didn't go right.
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!

by Bai29 January 27, 2019

Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: This what-now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019

Mom

The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet

Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED

2 seconds later...

Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Ashmit. April 27, 2019

mom

the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(

mom yelled at me last night because i closed the door slightly harder than usual

by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019

Mom

A person similar to a father except identifies as female and is caring and nurturing

Jake:My mom is so nice

by Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 7, 2017