Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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a man and/or woman whom drives any kind of pulic transport but creeps you out. this person is usualy over the age of 40 and doesnt have very well personal hygene.
josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.
later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.
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Get the MolimOrion mug.1) A combination of Metalhead, Goth, and emo.
2) someone who cannot make up their mind on what to call themselves between Metalhead, Goth, and emo.
NOTE: if you are a mothmo, metalheads and goths will most likely hate you, if they are narrow minded. Because metalheads and goths usually despise Emos. And they will think you are a poser because the groups are completely different and you are just trying to fit in without knowing anything FACTUAL about any of the three groups.
This is regardless of the fact you may actually not be a poser. and just like most alternative music.
PS: Scene kids are slags =D
2) someone who cannot make up their mind on what to call themselves between Metalhead, Goth, and emo.
NOTE: if you are a mothmo, metalheads and goths will most likely hate you, if they are narrow minded. Because metalheads and goths usually despise Emos. And they will think you are a poser because the groups are completely different and you are just trying to fit in without knowing anything FACTUAL about any of the three groups.
This is regardless of the fact you may actually not be a poser. and just like most alternative music.
PS: Scene kids are slags =D
1) Oh my god... Am i a goth? Am i a metalhead? Am i emo?
ARGH cant i just like nightwish, Trivium AND the used? Shit to it, im a mothmo.
2) Dude, ur totally a mothmo. make up ur mind.
2B) DUDE UR SUCH A FUCKING POSER MOTHMO, GROW UP AND BE URSELF.
ARGH cant i just like nightwish, Trivium AND the used? Shit to it, im a mothmo.
2) Dude, ur totally a mothmo. make up ur mind.
2B) DUDE UR SUCH A FUCKING POSER MOTHMO, GROW UP AND BE URSELF.
by Project_666 October 12, 2008
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