MoJAG

Acronym (Men of Juggernaut Airsoft Group) used as and adjective to describe something that is obviously better than the rest, existing solely to be destructive or intimidating, or is more metal than Dethklok.

"He was banging her like an 800lb gorilla with a chainsaw for a dick -- it was the most MoJAG thing I've ever seen."

by Cajunofficer December 4, 2011

Mojon

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

by joshwua915 April 27, 2022

Drummers Mojo

the ability to play drums well. The creativity a drummer expresses through playing, and the enjoyment created during and after.

Similar to Austin Powers' Mojo

Similar to Drummers Block - but you only get Drummers Block when you lose your Drummers Mojo

Felix: i wanna go on the drums again :(

Heather: :L. you got your Drummers Mojo back yet? ;)

Felix: Nooo

-drums on Heather-

by FelixB666XD November 22, 2009

desk mojo

the sacred stuff on top of or inside your desk used to entertain you and no one else

Guy 1: hey, this is a cool little thing you-
Guy 2 : No! Stop touching stuff you're messn' up my desk mojo.
Guy 1: Ok bro chill.

by lookwhaticando April 6, 2013

Icy Mojo

The cooler way of saying ice cream.

“Do you fancy a Netflix and icy mojo night?”

by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

'Pulling a Mojang'

1 When you give your children their birthday presents in two-installments over the course of 8 months.

2 When you taunt your children with birthday presents two, often three years before you intend to give them their birthday presents.

I was totalling 'Pulling a Mojang' on my kids the other year. I told them in the fall of 2019 they were getting their coolest birthday presents ever. Too bad they don't know they're actually getting them in the winter of 2022.

by mojangdetractor81 October 18, 2021

fat mojo

One of the fat sandwiches sold at the grease trucks, which are located on Hamilton Ave in New Brunswick, New Jersey (Rutgers University. The sandwich is chicken fingers, mozzerella sticks, french fries and honey mustard all crammed onto a hero roll.

Matt was so hungry he went to the RU Hungry grease truck and ordered 2 fat mojo's and he was unable to eat for the rest of the day because he was stuffed to the rafters.

by lando calriddian October 8, 2006