Moisture

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas

by M. H. M April 19, 2024

Moisture

Uzair Tariq

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture

by Nigga Penis August 21, 2021

Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 14, 2016

Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.

Omg it's that playground moisturizer person.

by mlemingshobe November 28, 2019

moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").

Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.

by ass istant December 13, 2009