Le Monke

Le Monke is me. I am Le Monke. You will join my colony. No exceptions.

"Le Monke is our life. Our Truth!"

by TheOneAndOnlyLeMonke October 10, 2019

Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

by Christine July 16, 2004

Shaolin Monk

Born out of necessity, a true follower of the worlds oldest and most complete system of martial arts. They are put through some of the most grueling and demanding training at the Buddhist Songshan temple in China, Austria, or New York, where ever they happen to be, which in the end has produced some of the most skilled and talented warriors this world has ever had the privilege of beholding.

These guys do iron groin training...sounds like time for an image search, eh?

Oh man! I made fun of that bald guy in the orange robe and he put his big toe through my chode.

You - oh master i wish to be a shaolin monk!

Shaolin Monk - yes student that will be fifty dollars.

You - ....

Shaolin Monk - CHEEYAH!!!!!!!!

You - *dead*

by Galvin Blascock March 24, 2007

Monke

Ooh ooh big monke go ooh ooh ah ah. Monke s go ah ah banana.

Monke banana doo doo man

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020

monke

monke

monke

by anonymous February 15, 2021

monkdafied

adj. persons with strong monkey features (jutting lower jaw, smashed nose area, protruding brow and forehead

Look behind you but don't laugh. That broad over there is monkdafied.

by Esilentone October 17, 2011

MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

by The Professor August 8, 2019