Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

A New York mugging

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.

I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

by the next big porn star July 28, 2009

Cotten headed ninny muggings

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :

OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

by Jemmy Zombie Barton February 18, 2010

Coffee Mugging

When you get a full rager and stick the head of your dick in your belly button. (Credit given to Mark Barhoglia for this term)

I was Coffee Mugging when she was stroking me mid shaft and licking my taint

by JeffHoekstra September 28, 2009

mugging

staring somebody up and down

why was you mugging me yesterday?

by nay-nay October 2, 2003

A New York mugging

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.

I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

by the next big porn star July 28, 2009

Reverse Mugging

When you go to rob a clerk or a bank but someone has a shotgun, bat, whatever weapon and mugs you back.

Peter went out to rob the supermarket but the clerk started reverse mugging him.

by eylmao February 3, 2018