Mercedes

Refers to an aggressive, bold choice one makes. A choice that is aggressive in nature and style rather than aggressive in terms of force. Choices made by people who leave the people around questioning their sanity and marveling at their appetite for not giving a shit about social norms.
Pronounced: MER-SAY-DEES

Yo bro, you are an investment banker and you are leaving the office at 5pm? Dude, that's mercedes!

by Seihun June 2, 2007

Mercedes

Mercedes: Is a very sexy girl someone who is loyal and not a stuck up bitch she doesn't go to a party or hang out with badass kids she is more on the nerdy side , she likes to read , draw , and cook. She would make a great house wife.

Boyfriend: I can't wait for you to meet Mercedes she is the best
Boy: Yeah ok *wiggles eyebrow* lets see how long she will be yours before she is mine

Boyfriend: *smirks* thats what you think she is very loyal you asshole

by Steve_23 March 16, 2015

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

merch

"prove it!"

girl - "I can touch my nose with my tongue."
boy - "Oh yeah, merch!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 3, 2022

Mercedes

Mercedes is a true meaning of a unique girl. You will never meet any other that will compare to her originality. She is amazingly hot with a tight frame and a phat ass, has her own style with intelligence and common sense that makes you want to talk with her for hours. A true friend that you can call at 3:37am and she'll answer. Likes to go fast (litterally) and she will be the one driving. Don't think about pushing your agenda on this girl, she has her own morals and goals buried deep in the rocks and no pick up line is going to shake that, even though it may make her laugh. Pretty much don't fuck with her, she can kick your ass. Mercedes may want to rob a bank in the morning and go fishing in the afternoon, better come prepared. She is strong-willed but compasoniate and has many sides...when she wants you to see them.

Fall for Mercedes at your own risk, how fast are you willing to go?

That girl just got her ass kicked by Mercedes for talking shit!

Hey, you have to meet this girl, she is so Mercedes I never met anyone like her before!

Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Mercedes.

I just couldn't help myself, she was so Mercedes I fell in love.

strong pretty competitive caring friend music goal-oriented funny charming unique perfection

by A fan of Mercedes! November 20, 2011