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uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!
I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!
by Laktaysha October 18, 2003
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Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.
On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019
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murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.
K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten
by Sammy P. October 6, 2006
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Mitt

Someone's face,
An ugly face.
"You got shit all over your mitt"
"That kid has mitt disease stage 10"
by phillyniggga October 19, 2014
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the mitt

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).
"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."
by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012
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Miteyan

An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.
"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"
by CheezusBalls October 10, 2011
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mistype

I mistyped and "a" instead of an "e"
by P.C.D. November 25, 2013
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