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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
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Musical IMProvisING

The act of musical improvising, usually on keyboard, to support improv theater performances.
The mimping for the opera scene was outstanding.
by BerkeleyImprov.com December 9, 2012
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Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.
Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....
by Chasaki November 17, 2013
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missing milkhook

I’ve got a missing milkhook because Zach ran my route.
by Pumdog January 22, 2019
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Missing Definition

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary which enjoys a fine and happy life, generating views and many thumbs up and down. It enters the language triumphantly, good people everywhere now using it. Then, in an instant, the word or phrase mysteriously vanishes from Urban Dictionary, and no one seems to know why.
He hunted for the missing definition. It was gone from his own pages. For a day or two it still showed up in the search bar, and in a Google search, then went completely AWOL. The author, deciding to re-submit it, got the "oops" message - the definition already existed - even though it didn't. Paging Sherlock Holmes.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
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MIssing

REGGIE IS MISSING
by Beckfest August 27, 2020
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Mising0pX

a legendary FNF music and mod creator, known for Vs Kyo, Negative Tourney and Vs Soidertubers
incredibly talented and deserves more recognition
cute, weird kid with a pokemon bag and questionable humour

synonyms: pato, toot, thias, the thias, mathias, gary, sun, bingus, patootass
"do you know Mising0pX?"
"yes we do in fact stan"
by straysungie March 19, 2022
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