drowning in my pool of misery 

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

drowning in my pool of misery by lilly b January 23, 2005

streak of misery 

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

streak of misery by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

equal misery 

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

equal misery by YAWA May 12, 2018

not worth the misery

A position of intentional reserve and calm stability; having learned through personal experience the abject futility, emotional exhaustion and disappointment sustained in attempting to influence another individuals thoughts, words or deeds.

So, I've just given up trying to get people to stop smoking, texting/drinking-and-driving, bullying others and farting in public...its just not worth the misery.

not worth the misery by YAWA April 25, 2019

miss misery 

a novel written by Andy Greenwald that depicts an emo guy and his online relationship with 'miss misery' and other people through livejournal.

Miss Misery is actualy Cath Kennedy.

miss misery by madde2333 April 30, 2006

Grind Through the Misery 

A low-energy, nialistic, survival condition created by a seemingly endless cascade of bad news, pandemic illness and death, economic despair, joblessness, false-start state, school and business openings, out of control wildfires, floods and hurricanes, social unrest, looting, burning and property destruction, social media fueled dis-information campaigns designed to derail any hope of 2020 election legitimacy, partisan mega-donor US Postal Service disassembly as an attempt to erode confidence in vote by mail balloting and the flagrantly misleading influence committed by self-serving, opportunistic Politicians.

Did you hear Trump knew in back February that the virus was airborne, deadly and spreading?
Yeah, so?
Well, that's not what he told us.
He was just trying to keep order and prevent panic.
Oh,right. He's holding an indoor campaign rally TONIGHT! No social distancing and few, if any, will wear masks.
Yup, I'm goin'. The Pandemic is over, it was a hoax anyway.
Ahh, I think I'll just stay home and Grind Through the Misery.

Grind Through the Misery by YAWA September 14, 2020

pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

pit of misery by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017