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management on your breath

what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work
i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?
by partsgirl January 28, 2011
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time management

A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.
Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.
by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004
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Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.
by Zak April 30, 2003
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planetary management

Managing of planetary bodies (i.e. Earth, Mars, etc.) environments to sustain healthy levels for life to flourish
Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.

Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
by Hyphae May 21, 2019
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Muddle Management

A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
by brooskitooski March 14, 2021
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Muddle Management

An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
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Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 8, 2020
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