mineral ice

the most painful lube ever...

Yeah, i used mineral ice too once, yeah, i dont wanna talk about it either...

by TJ Alaimo April 29, 2006

cole miners

Fans of WWE commentator "Vintage" Michael Cole, deemed to be virtually nonexistent.

My cole miners love me!

--Michael Cole

by Kitsonga October 7, 2010

Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
one who partakes in the art of 'uphill gardening', 'fudge packing'

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Emily Miner

Emily Miner is a coward and hate people who have Autism, transgender, or isn't white. Basically anyone who isn't a white, 'normal' American.

Emily Miner Fitness banned me from her page because I have Autism.

Emily Miner is a coward who would rather just ban you instead of listening to you or reasoning with you.

by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016

cock miner

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.

Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane

by BRC October 6, 2005

cursor miner

Cursor Miner is a electronica/dance performer who creates dancy beats with synthesized sounds.

Cursor Miner is a lot better than Daft Punk!

by dr. arp December 20, 2007

arse miner

1. Something squashed in between ass master and fudge packer.

2. A homosexual

Billy: Daddy, I love you
Daddy: Eh wat are ya, an frikkin arse miner?! *belch*

by wtf March 8, 2005