The Memphis Tubesock

Masturbating with a vomit covered towel

Chuck did "the memphis tubesock" on himself after a long night in Vegas

by fecal plume October 3, 2009

MMPH

Acronym for Makes Me Pretty Happy, or Makes (someone whose name starts with an M such as Matty) Pretty Happy.

I love being outside at night when it's the perfect temperature.
mmph.

by D Goody November 18, 2009

mumphead

someone who publicly buts in, or intrudes into a private argument or disagreement between two people and denigrates both parties.

This behavior is often seen in a Restaurantor Pub. The Mumphead does not have to know the people arguing. He is more concerned with intruding into the conversation.

by Imactive March 6, 2005

Mamphy

Jamaican definition of a really fat woman..

Shotta: Yow Rasta, I hear u a tour wid a nice mamphy last night!!!

Rasta: Zeeeeeeen!!! I man have a new queen pon de ends..

Shotta: Pram Pram!!!

by Witty1 January 7, 2011

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

mimshu

Someone who is obsessed with Hentai and Porn.

"Umg he's a Mimshu you know." "Huehuehue we all know."

by Wewwewwew November 25, 2016

Mimshach

Anointed with outstretched wings. In other words, it means being anointed for exponential growth and expansion.

If you desire to be fruitful and have a successful business, pray to God for the MIMSHACH anoint.

by El-Shach September 21, 2018