Miami Beached

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.

"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

miami sunset

A huge, orange-yellow ball of gaseous fire roughly 93,000,000 miles away, in which you can stare without pain as it disappears behind the horizon. A miami sunset typically evokes feelings of cocaine beaches, tanned fake breasts, and white loafers on ultra-white cruise boats.

Travis: "John, I've never seen the sun so huge and easy to stare into..."

John: "It's a miami sunset Travis, now finish your cocaine."

by Dfv2 March 3, 2011

Miami Rowing Club

Commonly referred to as MRC. They are the simple example of how rowing should be. They are the definition of the term winners. Also have you seen there freshman/varsity/novice girls? HOTT! And don't even get me started on their speech patterns. If you ever see them dancing around at a regatta it is because they are performing their awe-inspiring ritual of classiness and you should bow in their presence. NO! they are not getting yelled at by their coach it is a fear inducing strategy!

Glencoco: i hope we win our freshman quad today!
Whitethunder: pssssshhh we don't have a chance! we are racing Miami Rowing Club!

John: dude did you see those girls they're so sexual!
Tony: no shit man they're from MRC!

by Dem Gurls October 21, 2012

Miami plunger

Named in honor of Ritchie Incognito. It is the act of shitting in a persons mouth, then face fucking them.

That fucking bitch is so dirty, she'd even enjoy a Miami plunger.

by Rowdyronny December 29, 2013

miami valley school

a school where rich add holes go who have an insane amount of money.

he is so rich he goes to the miami valley school

by ksjnds July 18, 2019

Miami Time

Miami time would mean +/- an hour and a half. And anywhere in between. Give or take 4 hours.

(Waiting for Jon) "Omg, why is he so late all the time?!" "He's not late he's just on Miami Time, he'll be here eventually."

by Cutfix September 15, 2019

Miami Cheat

A team that represents everything wrong with society today. The Miami Cheat consists of three highly overpaid losers who do not deserve to win anything. The Miami Cheat are turning the NBA into the MLB, where only the superteams can win.

The world would be a better place without the Miami Cheat and their 3 losers: LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh.

Man 1:I heard the Miami Cheat open the season against the Celtics tonight.

Man 2: Ya I know. Everybody in the world outside of Miami is hoping they win nothing this year. Everybody hates the Miami Cheat. They are ruining the NBA.

by Anigav Senip October 27, 2010