msn messenger

Msn messenger is an instant messaging service. NOT a chatroom. You can talk to your friends online and your friends only, unless you add someone to your contacts list that you do not know. Its a service that allows you to talk to your friends for free. So parents stop being paranoid...it is NOT and I will repeat NOT a chatroom!

Mum: "I am not sure that I want you to go on this chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*

Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you

*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"

by Christina1337 October 10, 2005

instant messenger

A form of internet communcation where 2 or more people talk to each other in real-time without going through a browser chatroom. A few of the most common instant messengers are ICQ, AIM and MSN.

AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messenger".

by Amantis April 5, 2005

msn messenger

form of communication
where people use a language that no-one can understand

& more addictive than a drug

msn messenger person 1 says:
hey hws u
msn messenger person 2 says:
gdgd u
msn messenger person 1 says:
im gd wubu2

by emilie. January 27, 2008

Messere

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

by vinniemash November 27, 2011

Desperate Messenger

A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.

The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.

Examples of a Desperate Messenger:

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Vasya

faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
```````````````````````
nuke california:

nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california

seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure

by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008

mesterfication

Is the classification of everthing that went on during a school semester.

Identifyingclasse's.Identifying,goals,morals,choices,
rules.and other school ethics.

mesterfication.

by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010

messed up

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins

1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."

by Josue06 December 28, 2005