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Marmite Candle

Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!
Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.

Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!
by the_cartographer January 8, 2013
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Merritt Island

A collection of smaller "villages" and "towns" located near Cape Canaveral, Florida. Nestled on the edge of the Space Coast, Merritt Island is a sleepy town, yet is filled with good people who live honest lives and work with "what they have." Most of the population is of the "blue collar" class, with the notable exception of a few lucky people.

Notable landmarks include Merritt Square Mall (filled with low-end shopping and a Dollar Tree), Gardendale Elementary School (magnet school dedicated to performing arts, advanced scientific/mathematical education, and "artistic expression"), Merritt Island High School (the only high school there), and Ron Jon's (located in Coacoa Beach).

Although it seems "laid back," the local teenage population is highly pretentious (this if for unknown reasons, as none of them can afford even a designer bag or even luxe nailpolish, at that).

All-in-all, not a bad place to grow up if you have money and an open social agenda (as well as an open mind and something to entertain you -- because you *will* get bored quickly).
Merritt Island is a small town famous for nothing. It's filled with blue-collar workers and rednecks.
by ubuntuchick May 15, 2009
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merit badging

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
by J-Mac February 17, 2005
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Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.
"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.
by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006
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meritage

a place on Rt. 35 in NJ where you stop to have 1 shot and 1 beer for happy hour on your way to the Jersey Shore.
The MILF's at the Meritage are always looking to bang us young studs. So we stop there for a drink and try to get lucky.
by Chris Luck January 10, 2005
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mermire

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.
Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!
by marygolightly June 13, 2005
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marmite driller

when inserting or drilling a penis into a rectum, the excrement or shit is known as marmite mostly used when refering to gays or puffs who bang arse holes.
Hank says: i am a marmite driller
hey hank you marmite drilling bastard
by ian russell the muscle pippin December 13, 2008
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