Melvin

Seeing that you are late for an event and turning back to go home

hey, so did you do a Melvin? No, I climbed the fence

by The Nan July 24, 2010

melvin

A nickname, not a Christian name, that is given to dweebs, low lifes, losers, and suckers. Melvins can often be identified by being rather unfortunate looking, dressing offensively, or just acting socially awkward. Melvin's are generally uncool.

"This fellow has a pocket protector and horn-rimmed glasses, he must be some kind of Melvin"

by kozworth April 15, 2008

Melvin

A mouth-breathing retard

"God Cory, you're such a fuckin melvin"

by Numirthel June 17, 2017

Melvin

Clown kid that doesn’t realize how stupid he is and always touches girls and makes them uncomfortable

Yo did you see Melvin over there

Yes that Retard is doing Fortnite dances and raping a five year old again

by Shehdhdbdodo February 25, 2019

Melvin

A boy who's hiding behind a cloud of weed and nicotine while he makes inaudible plagiarized beats on his computer and looks up ailments he can fake for attention in his dark room. His potential could take him anywhere if he would just be honest with himself and get serious.

BF: My throat hurts.
GF: I'm sure it's just a cold.
BF: I think I have Chlamydia of the throat!
GF: Don't overreact! You're such a Melvin!

by Planetka243 February 13, 2019

melvin

an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.

a melvin is compared to the young version of an anarchist vietnam vet

by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007

A Melvin

An underwhelming male orgasm. If ejaculate is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out.

Did you just jizz your pants? Yes, but it was only a Melvin.
After wank number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a Melvin.

by Invasive Protusion May 13, 2016