Melon Usk

A genious melon that randomly shoots cars into space. Also, it is a lizzard.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 8, 2018

melon head

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

by Melon Head Cock Suckin idiot December 14, 2016

Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

Melon muncher

Melon Muncher is a term usually referring to a person of African-american decent.

The term 'melon muncher' is quite recent and is not widely used

Melon muncher is of coarse implying that black people like watermelons alot.

Damn, thats a lot of melon munchers!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 26, 2010

melon fest

A party or gathering with an overwhelming number of women. The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I'm not going to that melon fest, I've had all the cocktails and "Sex and the City" I can handle this week.

by ak_47 May 15, 2006

Melon Muncher

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.

You see that melon muncher over there?

by Beepbeeplettuce3902 June 4, 2018

Melon Usk

The only melon ever made that can shoot your car to space.

Oh look! What a sweet melon! Oh no my car! Damn you, Melon Usk, god among the Melons!

by Joschkaskaden November 29, 2018