Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.

Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.

by malaysianmeathooker February 23, 2009

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

meat hook

Imbalance Dota Skill!! Mean you going to die if you are hook by meathook. Damn Butcher -.-

Guy 1 is butcher
Guy 2 is enemy
Guy 3 is guy 2's allies

Guy 2: I go farm nc ok?
Guy 3: k, care
Guy 2: su...( haven't finished yet, a meat hook drag him out )

MMMMMMM.....FRESHMEAT!!

guy 1 pwned guy 3 head!!!!!111!!11

Guy 2: wtf??? LOL
Guy 3: Imba meat hook
Guy 1: gg hook =.=

by sonicstream December 15, 2009

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Meathoofing

Getting elbow-deep in a cow

After a long night of meathoofing, I relaxed in my favorite easy chair with an ice cold fresca

by TheStinkFinger March 10, 2015

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016