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sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.
oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!
by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007
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Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
by Shpoon May 3, 2009
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Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.
An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?
by simpson74 August 6, 2010
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Maynard Family

A family from Yonkers New York. A big ass family who is well known
"Yo, don't mess wit, them, they maynards."
by ill' skillz December 15, 2004
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Sexy Maynard

A girl who suck penis that smells like cabbage (the penis, not the girl)
Sexy Maynard: Oh james
James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking
by jimsywimsy October 10, 2005
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maynard

Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"
by Adam De Ville October 16, 2007
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maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
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