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Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.
An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?
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James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking
James: Oh maynard
James: Suck it baby
Maynard: (stops sucking momentarily) Whats that funky smell?
James: Dunno, smells like cabbage. Shut up and keep sucking
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Get the maynard mug.Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
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