mastoid

one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....

kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself

by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005

mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003

Mateo Pobre

To be the ultimate porn star ever...the guy with the greatest cock and the ability to control every woman he sets his eyes on..

Did you see that guy go over to that chick at the bar? He just pulled a Mateo Pobre on her!

by MATEO POBRE'S #1 FAN ! January 20, 2005

Mateo

A boy who I like, who I've been in love with for ever. He has many gigs liking him which makes. Me wildly jealous but I never say anything or I try not too because he has a girlfriend (who doesn't really treat him right) and she gets mad very easily when like any girl talks to him. When I see him my heart drops and flutters at the same time, I have so much to say but I can't say it because I always lose. My voice around him, I try to act confident and care free but the thing is that I really really like him. He has got quite a big head from all the girls that like him even though he says he doesn't like all that attention, and I don't want to just be another girl that likes him. He has issues that he's opened upto me about who h is awesome and I always want to help him and make sure he's always happy but he always act all manly and carefree which is okay it's him. Anyway whenever I'm around him it's like I can't breathe but he gives me confidence... I feel depressed but I also feel amazing, and sometimes. I wonder if this is what the other girls feel..... He probably has heard this a million to. Ed. And I feel stupid for writing this but I just wish i could tell him without ruining our friendship.....

I like this boy mateo who all the other girls like, I've tried to stop liking him a million times but I cannot. I don't want to be just another girl that likes him, he kills. Me but I love it.

by Hahayoudontknowwhothisis October 4, 2018

Mateo

1. The love of my life
2. The best goalie
3. Best video maker in the world

"Mateo deserves all this because he made me that MGS video, and he made me the happiest girl in the world"

by Eva! December 15, 2008

mastodon

A free, open-source, decentralized social network. Anyone can create or join an "instance" of Mastodon, where an instance is a unique domain name, and instances can be "federated" with each other so someone using one instance can interact with users on another instance. Comparable to email, where a Gmail user can email with a Yahoo mail user and vice versa. Comparable to Twitter, but less corporate and fewer Nazis. However, admins can run their instances however they wish, and may choose to allow/prohibit/monitor content that includes racism and other -isms, pornography, violence, etc.

The service allows posts to be placed behind a content warning (CW), and allows media to be marked as NSFW, and can be posted publicly, to followers only, as a direct message, or unlisted (where the post is public, but does not show in the federated timeline). Most instances allow posts to contain 500 characters available, and some instances allow much longer posts.

Posts are called "toots," and reposts are called "boosts," but instances can be customized to fit a theme or other preferences. Usernames are formatted as @[e-mail], such as @[e-mail], where user @gargon is on the instance mastodon.social.

After I joined Mastodon, I deleted my Twitter account and never looked back.

by nothin2seehere June 3, 2017

mantox

the process involving abstinence to remove men or a particular man (i.e. usually an ex-boyfriend) from one's life

My ex and I have been going back and forth for some time, and this needs to stop. I think I need to mantox.

by Nabiya January 29, 2007