Masturb

Key to successful marriage

Masturb enhances marriage of the mind.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

masterbeat

The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.

"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"

"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."

by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006

masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

by philo1618 February 26, 2015

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR

Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?

by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021

masterbert

A slave master named bert

Yo dude masterbert is a menace

by Lickerticier August 29, 2021

Masturb

A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.

Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.

by Barracko Bama September 7, 2022