Masturbaloop

A repeating loop on old vhs tapes of some sort usually depicting some sort of sex act..

I made a masturbaloop back in the day of natasha kinski in a. Scene from "to the devil a daughter"

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

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Masturbacandle

Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.

Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

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Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..

What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!

by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022

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Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023